I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
