That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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