her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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