respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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