I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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