Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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