Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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