are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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