We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
they're like a gay fantastic four
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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