I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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