there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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