i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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