Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
only you would photoshop your dick
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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