Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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