Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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