By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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