I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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