If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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