Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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