Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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