Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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