HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
