seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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