ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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