Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I am available for nakedness
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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