I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize
