Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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