i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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