I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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