We should be called the Road Head Warriors
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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