i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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