Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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