Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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