I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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