it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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