Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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