WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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