Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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