do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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