Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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