susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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