he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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