White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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