I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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