census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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