Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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