There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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