Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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