she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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