Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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