sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
