if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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