the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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