idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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