im so drunk with asians
where?
always
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
