You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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