i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There r osticjed everywhere
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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